Screech Is Broke. And?

Saved by the Bell gossip, my guilty pleasure, has been flying around lately. After the mini maelstrom regarding Lark Voorhies' alleged drug abuse (or non-abuse, rather), now it's Dustin Diamond's turn. The broke former Saved by the Bell star is selling t-shirts to save him from foreclosure. T-shirts? Don't you think Screech would be able to come up with something more creative? Where's Zack Morris when you need him? Either way, I think most fans don't want to publicize their secret SBTB obsession. How about a more stealthy way of supporting Bayside High's favorite nerd? And just so you know, if you're one of the eight people who actually bought one of these t-shirts, I'm, um, being foreclosed on. I can sell you a shirt personally worn by me for as little as $38.99. Hey, it seems to be working for Dustin Diamond!